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Some Parental Advice
Saturday, September 11, 2004
The other day, I went online shopping again at TianggeOnline.Com. When my orders arrived in the office, my dad wondered where I got them and I told him. He visited the site and was impressed with the wide selection. He immediately went to the lingerie section and casually said, "Maybe I should buy your mom a thong! (Waittaminute! My dad is only 41, my stepmom is only 39. So don't imagine an old hag wearing a thong-- yechh!) I just bought her lingerie the other day. She's starting to wear those long night shirts to bed."

Inside my head, I was like, "Oooohhkkaayyy... Information I don't wanna know!"

And then my dad suddenly says, "You should keep your sex life exciting when you're married. Remember that. Make it exciting for your husband."

I just laughed but inside, I wanted to die of mortification. Earth swallow me na!

I wanted to retort, "I'm already keeping my sex life exciting!" just to throw him off and shock him.

Written by Cat at 3:41 AM |

2 Comments:

At 9:43 AM, Blogger Bunny said...

I love it when parents freak you out. Hehehehhee!

 
At 1:12 AM, Blogger dezphaire said...

parents can be so queer sometimes. and i can't imagine my dad giving this type of advice... ever. though he does tell me that i need to learn how to cook (kawawa naman daw si chips).

ey, maybe this sex life thing is the reason why you got banned from our office server! hehe :)

 

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